JG Survival Gear: First Order!!!

Just finished this batch of 9 Cobra Braid Key Chains. Keep the orders coming! :)

Survival Bracelets - Not Your Grandma's Jewlery

Picture this: You are set up in your favorite campsite. No phones, no internet, nothing but you and nature as God intended. All of a sudden, you hear a noise outside your tent and when you unzip it you find a pride of zombie attack lions ready to dismember you just beacause you smell pretty. Do you A) fashion a spear with your knife and a nearby limb (hopefully not your own), B) make a rope sling and hurl rocks at them, David vs. Goliath style, or C) spend your last few minutes on Earth wishing you would have worn one of our survival bracelents instead of that seashell necklace your girlfriend bought you last Christmas. Fact: No one ever killed a zombie attack lion, or any lion for that matter with a seashell and fishing line. Fact: Zombies suck at climbing, but so do most people who don't have any rope. Fact: I have an unjustified obsession with the zombie apocalypse. It is a when, not if situation.

Aside from surviving zombie attacks, our bracelets also have several other pratical survival applications. The inner strands can be used for fishing line, lashings for shelters, trapping, first aid, etc, etc... On top of that, they just look cool. Our current offerings include paracord bracelets and keychains in 1-2 colors each. Sizing is custom based off of an actual (no slack)measurement on your writs plus 1-1/8" to 1-1/4" to account for slack, depending on how loose you want it. For instance, I have a 7" wrist and my bracelet size is 8-1/8" and is loose enough to put a finger between the bracelet and my wrist but does not sling around. It is strictly a matter of preference in terms of how tight or loose you want it. (Please refrain from any 'that's what she said' jokes, I'm sure she didn't). :)

Production time typically runs 2-3 days depending on the size of the order. Accepted payment methods are paypal or Postal Money Orders. Orders will be completed as soon as the payment is received and will be shipped via USPS. Please do not attempt to submit payment until I have responded to your inquiry via email and confirmed that the order can be fulfilled (within 24 hours). It probably won't be an issue unless you have an unusually large order that requires me to order more paracord or hardware.

JG Survival Gear

Monday, January 31, 2011

First Order!!!

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